My name is Morganne Periwinkle. I'm a fully licensed private investigator, but don't call me to spy on your cheating spouse. I don't do that kind of work. I'm a paranormal investigator with just one rule: no ghosts. I won't investigate creaky floorboards or clanging pipes. Don't call me for floating objects, mysterious apparitions or doors that close of their own volition, though these things may happen and may even be a nuisance to you. No ghosts, no ghostly activity. Pretty much everything else goes.